My entry for the "Picture Yourself in Wonderland" contest currently being hosted by DA.
Instead of limiting myself to a single portrait, I tried to think of a few different scenarios to illustrate what would have happened if McTwisp really had made the unfortunate mistake of bringing the wrong person down the rabbit hole...
1 - For pretty much the whole time I had to stagger around squinting at stuff because my glasses didn't shrink with me, and the Dodo wouldn't give me his specs after Absolem proclaimed that I wasn't Alice by any stretch of the imagination.
2 - I was happy to unburden Tarrant of a little bit of his misery by at last unraveling this mystery for him.
3 - I'd like to thank the gardener from the bottom of my heart for putting a giant rosebush right there.
4 - The choice of a corset or a codfish is no choice at all.
5 - You should never watch your food being prepared.
6 - I was EXTREMELY NOT OKAY with this.
That last fiasco was such a colossal disappointment to everyone that I had to climb back down/up the rabbit hole by myself. But at least my glasses fit me again.